Posted 1 hour ago

naninoojo:

eatmashimaro:

found a children’s book about butts today

welcome to my kingdom 

Posted 1 hour ago
  1. Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  2. Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Posted 2 hours ago

So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

image

and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

Posted 3 hours ago

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

Posted 4 hours ago

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

Posted 4 hours ago

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

Posted 5 hours ago

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

Posted 5 hours ago

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg