demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Feminist forced to admit that unnecessarily sexualized anime woman with sword is still really fucking cool

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This isn’t even a gay thing I wouldn’t say I’m attracted to any of these characters. if anything I want to be these characters. I want to have a sword and wear pretty clothes and show a little skin and then kill people with my sword

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they’re clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you’re gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people’s bad habits while driving and they weren’t bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

“Haha I never use my turn signals” you are going to kill someone.

“I don’t do full stops at stop signs lol” you are going to kill someone.

“Sometimes I text while I’m driving 🤭” YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Hi the issue with running red lights and doing rolling stops even when there’s definitely no other cars or pedestrians is that when you get into that habit, you start getting comfortable with it and you’re A LOT less likely to notice when there ARE cars and pedestrians, especially harder to notice pedestrians like children.

There are going to be times when the road isn’t clear. There are going to be times when there are pedestrians walking around. Will you notice when that’s the case? Or will you just automatically do what you do every single time and end up hurting someone? Killing someone?

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pitafish:

beggars-opera:

Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious

Come to Kenya, we’ve got lions!

I like it when the red water comes out…

But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

I can count all the way to schfifty-five!

Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Other (put in tags)

Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish

I’m gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don’t remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there’s some strong examples of dark and/or “lolz teh random” humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

“Rejected” by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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schakira:

brightlotusmoon:

iam-the-wild:

finni-b:

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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This 420 is a palindrome!!!! 4/20/2024

It is!

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Anonymous asked:

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

hopsof:

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baredwolf:

dreamwithoutreason:

Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter

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From Dolly’s insta:

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I feel like it gets a bit lost, with how readily we meme his songs online, but Lil Nas X really does have a beautiful country singing voice. He might have the best voice for soulful, impassioned, male country vocals since Johnny Cash, and this cover really shows that off.

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peach-pot:

peach-pot:

peach-pot:

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

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post paused, let’s talk about this now

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jupietre:

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Silly things happen on tumblr dot com

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

shamebats:

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